Decatur Book Fest: Game Time

September 7, 2009

A few minutes prior to my scheduled talk on the Emerging Writer’s Stage at the Decatur Book Festival, I approach the MC (Chad) to let him know I’m here and offer compliment on the great job he’s doing. He’s been giving all the writers great intros and exits.

Fifteen minutes and I’m up next. The woman prior to me is from Decatur and written about a local pub. She’s very animated and the gazebo fills. Rather than worry about being a tough act to follow, I’m hoping her crowd lingers long enough for me to capture.

I move toward the microphone during the brief interlude and lean against the gazebo railing.

“Ready for your big moment, Mr. McCallum?”

It’s not until I turn that I realize it’s Mary from our days at the AJC. She’s dropped by to hear me speak and say hello. I engage in small talk, not recalling a word I said. I also can no longer recall what my opening line will be.

Chad heads for the microphone.

“You ready?”

“I am.” The truth of that statement now in doubt.

He reads through my festival page bio. I step forward amid polite golf-course applause. Twelve of the 15 folding chairs are occupied. A quick scan reveals my audience.

Front row: Mary, empty, woman my age left over from previous talk.
Second row: Four middle-aged to elderly African-American women.
Third row: two empty and a father with two sons under 10 playing with their toys.
Fourth row: couldn’t tell.
Back row: Mom and Dad.

“I’m sure many of you are familiar with the old wive’s tale that Death… comes in threes. Well, in my book it’s true.”

Now, through my entire preparation, my mind had done a great of job of remembering the last line I’ve uttered, signaling with clarity what my next line must be. But as soon as the words leave my mouth in these next few minutes, my mental whiteboard is erased. It’s like I’m driving on fumes.

Although I have my notes in my hands and a book as reference, I don’t use them. Instead, the story spills from my lips.

“Now, this creature stalking Robbie has a name. It’s Old Coals. It was taken from a comment made by Bill Talbert back in the 70s.”

I feel I’m rushing when I don’t need to be. I pause for effect. I make eye contact with every member of the audience. I’m returned smiles, which isn’t what I expect.

“Most of the town could recite the line like a Biblical passage. Talbert 3:16″

With her copy of my novel, Mary covers her laugh at my reference.

I sway slightly as I speak, an unintended habit from my batting stance, done to keep me from becoming tense while I await the pitch. I notice as I get into the meat of my introduction — when the hook is being set — that a woman has walked across the stage and taken the empty seat in the front row. A mother and her teenage daughter snagged two other empty seats.

I now have a full house as I race toward reading Bill Talbert’s encounter with Old Coals. As I build the drama, I notice the mother has her hand on her daughter’s knee like she’s frightened. The 10-year-old boy who was fidgeting is staring at me wide-eyed. He’s not even kicking his legs anymore. His mouth is open slightly. The elderly African-American woman continues to smile sweetly, making me want to hug her for her encouragement.

When I near the reference to an old 70s song, I wonder if how many in this audience will get it. I pick the woman near my age on the front row and recite the line to her: “He was singing what a fine girl Brandy was. What a good wife she would be” She breaks into a huge grin. She got it. I’m good.

Not a soul stirs during the reading. I continue to pick a face and give them a passage. When I conclude with “They realized that Old Coals was no ghost story.” I expected some applause like other authors had received. Had hoped a few would rush over to the take to buy a copy. Anything. Instead, Chad hollers, you still have four minutes.

Unfortunately, rather than go into a salesmen spiel about it’s not real gory, safe enough for a kid to read etc, I sheepishly admit that’s all I have. My mind’s on “whew” and no longer functioning. My last line was a my closing act. I don’t think to mention the webpage, that we’re on Facebook or that the book is available over on the table or online. I don’t even lean into the mic and say “Today,day, day. I consider myself, self, self, the luckiest man, man, man, on the face of the earth, earth, earth.”

“Anybody have any questions?” I ask.

The dad wants to know how age appriopriate the story is.

“13 and up. My mom’s read it and she didn’t ground me.”

I once again tell Chad that I’m done. I have no idea what I said after that. I was more relieved that I had gotten through my first dramatic reading without flubbing a crucial line.

Cindy, who has sat through two days of speakers and manned the purchases of close to 60 emerging authors gives me two thumbs up. “Great job, Mark.”

Not thinking, I head to the autograph table after setting my note card down on the book table in the gazebo. I had clung to it for the past two weeks, wanting it as keepsake of the event, with all my careful edits as a reminder of the moment.

Instead, I held a better memory. As he placed a book in front of me to sign, the man told me he was passing by the gazebo and got hooked by my words. “I heard you mention that creature and I had to have the book.”

Decatur Book Fest: Pre-game

September 7, 2009

When I’m preparing for a major event, I sometimes require, outside of prayer, certain rituals to prepare. I, sometimes, become like a temperamental pitcher on the day he starts. For this moment, I didn’t want a lack of preparation to be the reason I was standing in front of an expectant audience and not able to pitch on the Emerging Writer’s Stage during the Decatur Book Festival.

When I’m in this rare state, if you nudge me off my game plan, I get irritiable when I want to be at peace. My game plan prior to my dramatic reading? Pre-game pasta load, hydrate and change into comfortable socks. Then, focus on the opposing pitcher and imagine his pitch choices so when I step into the batter’s box, I’m lacing curveballs back up the middle or lining a slider into right center.

So, this meant that lunch would be spent reviewing my words. Riding in the car to the event meant reciting my intro aloud.

Inserting a parent into this equation is not wise.

Wanting to help during lunch, Dad kept asking questions. “Will this talk inspire you to write more?” “What will you do tomorrow?” “How many books do you hope to sell?” He couldn’t let the silence I wanted linger long. Every question forced me from my mindset, made me think about something other than the looming 15 minutes I had to entertain strangers.

I gave him one-word answers. Suddenly, I’m worried about speaking into a mic with no prior training. Would I be too loud? Not loud enough? Get your head back in the game, Dummy!

Lunch is done. I’ve changed into a bright blue dress shirt with my black sports-playing skeletons tie. We’re heading to the event two hours before I’m scheduled to speak. Dad keeps making comments. My mind wants to recite my intro. Instead, I realize that the day has gotten too hot for a long-sleeve shirt and tie. I’m already sweating too much. I’ll have to make my presentation in a wrinkled blue tee-shirt and dress slacks. Old-school mortified, Dad offers his white shirt. I tell him I’m probably more in style with a tee-shirt.

We’re at the parking deck. I worry about Dad exerting himself in this heat. He says he’s fine. He realizes I need to be alone. He finds a folding chair and settles himself in the gazebo’s shade.

I stand in the back and watch the audience for the other other speakers. Some leave right after the introduction. Some in the middle. Some stay for the entire. Some of those are friends and family.

My mind remains so scattered that twice before I speak, I’ll return to my car to retrieve my notes and then a red felt pen for autographs. I do notice my book inventory has dwindled to 18. I’ve sold two.

I stand and wait through numerous speakers as my time approaches. Butterfly larve stir in my stomach.

Decatur Book Fest: The Day before

September 7, 2009

Thought it wise to do some recon for my Emerging Writer’s talk on Sunday at the Decatur Book Festival.

Get a sense of what other authors are doing. Find out if my decision to ad-lib an intro and then read a five-minute passage from Bill Talbert’s tale would be wise. I had the whole presentation whittled to 11 of my allotted 15 minutes. Leave time for any questions. Read it for my Associate Pastor and he gave me a thumbs up. Said it gave him the chills.

But moving forward to Sunday, my speaking fantasy had me sitting at a table fronting the square, with milling folks. Annnt!! But thanks for playing. The correct response would be a small gazebo with 15 folding chairs so close to a mic stand that if the front row stretched out its feet they would have to say “pardon me” after kicking you. It was surrounded by people milling past.

While waiting to check in 7 a.m. Saturday with my 20 copies of Taking Three, I participated in the Literary Crossword Puzzle board that the AJC provided. I filled in two Faulkner references, one Herman Hesse and a Bronte before deciding I was being a pen hog.

The rest of my Saturday, I attended a conference on Southern writers and “How to Move a Body and Other Useful Tips”. I got mixed messages on the best strategy for my talk. The Southern writers spoke in such monotone while reading that I nearly dozed off. No need for me to be nervous at my reading since I could be that boring in my sleep.

At the next talk, Stephanie Bond asked if we wanted to hear her read from her latest book in the Body Movers series and then said she thought reading a passage was boring. In her case, it would have been. She’s such a dynanic bundle of enthusiasm that forcing her to turn off her high-beam personality would have been a mistake.

Usually, she writes romance, but her obvious humor made me purchase a copy from this series set in Atlanta. I was very encouraged by her admission that you had to a killer first line and establish your character’s motivation in the first chapter or your readers are gone. I felt I had accomplished both in my novel.

However, her comment about reading from your novel in these types of venues made me further edit what I was going to read. But I just felt like with my novel, the listeners had to hear some of the text, not just talk about the text.

For the past week, I’ve gone over my script so often that I can almost do it entirely without notes, including reading from the novel.

Nerves haven’t set in before my FIRST dramatic reading. I’m less than 24 hours from first pitch.

On the radio

August 22, 2009

On the final day of summer, as the last guest in the series, I was taking 20 with Miss Rhonda’s Summer Book Club.

Spending 20 minutes being interviewed about Taking Three on WPCC SportsRadio 1410 out of Clinton, S.C. went by in a flash.

I sat hundreds of miles away from the radio booth in a stairwell in downtown Atlanta hoping my cellphone wouldn’t drop the signal or a co-worker wouldn’t find me and tell me I had to update the homepage because of Tropical Storm Ana.

While only half of the book club was able to make the 7 a.m. start, they fired questions at me like “Why this book?”, “What about the cover”, “What scenes came from (local) Presbyterian College” and “Is there any of Alex in you that you were fighting throughout the novel.”

Now, as many of you well know, it is impossible to hear a recording of yourself and not cringe. Your voice sounds odd. You could have phrased that better. Did you rush into the void before you had formed a full thought?

Here’s the edited audio.

Somewhere Wacky Jacky is chuckling at me.

Taking Three Appearances

August 8, 2009
My supernatural thriller, Taking Three

Buy or review it on Amazon, Barnesandnoble and Borders.

After a long silence, I stir.

How appropriate that promotional opportunities for Taking Three arrive in threes.

First, a phone-in radio interview.

On Monday, August 17, I’ll be live on WPCC SportsRadio 1410 in Clinton, SC at 7 a.m. The local host, Rhonda Cruishanks, holds a book club and likes to interview the author. I’ve learned she bumped into my English Lit professor and has armed her questions with knowledge of my days at Presbyterian College. I’m pretty sure the statue of limitations covers me.

Since her program is called “In the Doghouse”, I’m re-reading the novel to ensure my answers don’t misbehave.

Second, I’m on stage.

I’m part of the Decatur Book Festival over Labor Day. Participating in the Emerging Writer’s platform, I’ll be signing copies of my novel on Sunday, Sept. 6, starting at 3:30 p.m. Not sure if I’m allowed a speaking portion, which opens the door to reading a chapter. If so, which do I read?

Do you go for a short, chilling one? The description of Landfalls Creek: For those that believed the stories, Landfalls Creek conveyed more than water between its banks. It ferried ruin. …

Or do you give them Bill Talbert’s tale? Nobody knew if Bill Talbert were the first. But it was no secret that he had seen what everybody started calling “Old Coals.”…

Or do we introduce them to the evil that lurks there? For eons, what men now called Old Coals kept watch over these parts. …

And third, a campus book signing.

I’m off to Clinton, SC for Homecoming where I’ll be joining other fellow Blue Hose authors for a book signing Oct. 24. The trip should include a sit-down with Dr. Prater, my former English Lit professor whom I’ve been emailing/discussing characters and books with this summer.

I’m on the list

July 25, 2009

The Decatur Book Festival has posted its list of authors and I’m on it.

Of course, you have to click to the second page. I’m on the complete list. I haven’t gotten any details but I’m scheduled for a signing Sunday, Sept. 6, from 3:30 pm to 3:45 pm.

It’s the King of All Book Festivals and features Bookzilla.

Maybe I should have ordered another box of Taking Three, which does reference Bobzilla.

Booked for Book Fest

June 27, 2009

Just got notice that I’m booked for a 10-minute talk and 30-minute book signing at the Decatur Book Festival Sept. 4-6 on the Square.

I’ll be part of the festival’s Emerging Writers program and speaking about my supernatural thriller, Taking Three.

Guess this means I’ll have to use my Tardis to get down to Dragoncon.

Three strikes again

June 27, 2009

Seems the real world is imposing its will and making my novel Taking Three more plausible.

Death came in threes in a hurry this past week, claiming Ed McMahon, Farrah Fawcett and Michael Jackson in a row.

At least, Old Coals is on the West Coast right now.

Homecoming date

June 20, 2009

Emailed my alumni office to inquire about a book signing and I’m now part of Presbyterian College’s slate of authors at homecoming.

I’ll be in Clinton early Saturday signing copies of Taking Three Oct. 24, engaging a former English Lit Professor to discuss writing and probably watching the Blue Hose take on VMI.

Getting a tearsheet

June 17, 2009

Phoned a friend I knew from Presbyterian College that we nicknamed “Minute Later” because it always took her a second to get the joke.

Since I had my novel reviewed in her hometown newspaper, I figured she could get me a hard copy.

Her first comment when I called?

“Hey! You were in the Aiken Standard the other day.”

Some things never change.


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